Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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