He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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