1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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