Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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