Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
and you fell through a lawn chair
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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