It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
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I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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