Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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