last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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