It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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