a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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