There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
be right there i have to get my cape
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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