dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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