this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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