I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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