he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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