i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
The adults are the big ones right?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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