He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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