no. you can't hotbox the world.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
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Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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