Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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