why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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