Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
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I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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