i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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