Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
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I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
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