Is it normal to miss your booty call?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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