i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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