Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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