is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
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You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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