He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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