i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Vodka?
Forever.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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