I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
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We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I am available for nakedness
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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