If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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