So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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