Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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