I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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