I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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