Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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