All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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