I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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