oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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