There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
FUCK WHALES
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Randomize
