So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
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Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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