well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
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The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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