it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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