Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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