I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
There are leaves in my underwear?
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