dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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