So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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