"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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