she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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