508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
now i know why i became what i already was.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
BRING THE BAGELS
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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