i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
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