it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
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I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
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Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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