is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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