come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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